The Noctes Ambrosianae (19).
[SCENE: The Salisbury Arms.] James [at entrance]: Ah Biggy, there you are! Tychy: Quick! I’ve got a table over here… …
[SCENE: The Salisbury Arms.] James [at entrance]: Ah Biggy, there you are! Tychy: Quick! I’ve got a table over here… …
[SCENE: The Cuckoo’s Nest] James: Ah, Zbigniew. Glad you could make it. [He passes Biggy a bottle of Tyskie]. Tychy: …
[SCENE: Finnegan’s Wake.] Tychy:… you take your life into your hands. Renata once visited a retreat on the Isle of …
[SCENE: The Cloisters.] Tychy: Out of all of the documents which you have asked me to read in preparation for …
[SCENE: The Standing Order.] Pablo: Ah, the World Cup! James: I’m not really following it… Pablo: But you’re supporting England? …
[SCENE: The Standing Order.] Tychy: Here we are… James: Thank you! Beautiful! Tychy: So who will our website be supporting …
[SCENE: The Guildford Arms.] Tychy: Here we are. James [taking beer]: Cheers! Beautiful! Tychy: That mobile phone is even bigger …
[SCENE: The entrance of Doctors.] Tychy: Hello Pablo. Is Tori here yet? Pablo: The one with the big tits? Tychy: …
[Scene: The Sandy Bells pub.] Tychy: What will it be? A Guinness? James: That would be marvellous. Tychy [a little …
[SCENE: The back room of the Brass Monkey.] Tori: Hello you two. Oh dear, what long faces. You must be …
[SCENE: Morrison Street.] Tori: Hello Zbigniew. Where are you going? Tychy: Hello Victoria. I’m drinking in Diane’s Pool Hall. I …
[SCENE: Jenners Department Store Coffee Shop.] James: I’ll have a cappuccino please. Tychy: And I’ll have a black coffee. James …
(SCENE: A table at the back of the Blind Poet.) James: …I don’t wish to upset you, but there is …
(SCENE: Somewhere in the Pentlands.) Tychy: … pass me some more of that delicious cold piglet. Olaf: This bit of …
Last night James, Tori, Olaf and myself were smoking outside the Standing Order on George Street. James: Oh if only …