A Fringe Interview with Alex Salmond.
I emerge from the Gilded Balloon, ten minutes before the next show, and who is this striding towards the McEwan …
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Edinburgh Late Night: A Preview of the Next Episode.
Presenter Tom Ross [looking sarcastic and yet exceedingly pleasant at the same time]: Welcome to another edition of Edinburgh Late …
Another Interdict from EUSA.
One morning, as James McAsh was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been …
Writer’s Block.
So you want a story, eh? My editor assumes that I am like the sort of conjurer who can fashion …
Sisyphus.
In my dream, I found myself in your bedroom. It did not occur to the mind which I had been …
Travesty/ I.D.
I was walking with my wife, Polly, on the Meadows this morning when we met Pablo. He was with his …
Pizza/Octomonkey.
When I first lived in Edinburgh, I briefly dated a girl called Ewa. She was practically my only friend in …
Refurb.
In the childhood of my days at Edinburgh, I drank in a bar on the Cowgate which has since been …
Tram Disaster/ Employee of the Month.
I had a horrible dream in which I attended the opening of Edinburgh’s new tram system. Prince Charles turned up …
Motherfucker.
At midday I arrived home and lay down in the bath. I turned on one of the taps and listened …
Jelly.
My marriage has lately resembled a tent which had been erected upon an iceberg which is now drifting into warm seas. …
Luna.
Last night I was drinking at Dropkick Murphy’s, a dusty Gothic-Irish catacomb with a long bar and a little balcony …
The Day of the Devil.
Last night I ended up with Tori and her husband Ricardo in the vodka bar Revolution on Chambers Street. Tori …
A Forgotten Party.
[I wrote this fragment last April, during a gap between shifts at work. I saved it as a draft email, …
Whistle Binkies.
Last night I met my brother in the Whistle Binkies pub. Descending into the gloom of the pub, I found …
